My
name is Kiran and am from Mumbai. I am 20 years old. Short, 5'1", very
very fair, thin but not bony, hardly any body hair, fine delicate
features, cute and a voice that had still not broken, so
sounded exactly like a girl. I cant remember the number of times I have
been told I look like a girl and that I was born a guy by mistake. The
fact that my name is Kiran, a name common to guys and
girls does not help either. Due to my voice and name, people speaking to
me on the phone always thought they are speaking to a girl.
I am not too healthy and get migraines if am out in the sun too long. I
had just completed my graduation and was going through the recruitment
advertisements for a job. All the jobs needed
experienced candidates or were for salesmen. I could not take up a sales
job because that would involve going out in the sun.
I finally saw an advertisement for telemarketing executives. It involved
informing people about loan products and fixing appointments with those
interested so that the sales person could go and pitch
him the product. I called up the number mentioned in the advertisement
and asked if I could apply for the job. The girl on the phone, Anita,
gave me the address and asked to me drop in at the office
with my updated CV. She scheduled my interview for 3 pm and asked me my
name and when I said Kiran she said, ok ma’m, see you at 3. She hung up
before I could correct her and I too decided that it
was not a big deal.
I reached the place and saw a girl sitting at the reception desk. The
name plate on the desk said Anita so I assumed this was the girl I had
spoken to. I walked up to the desk and handed over my CV
and the covering letter which mentioned that I was applying for the post
of Telemarketing Executive. She was on the phone and started going
through the covering letter while she kept talking on the
phone. Once she hung up, she looked up and said, Sir this position is
for females only. I said, But I spoke to you on the phone before coming
here and you scheduled my interview for 3 pm. When she
heard my voice her eyes first widened with surprise and then she said,
But I thought you were…and stopped. Then with a slight smile and a
mischievous twinkle in her eyes she said, Ok Sir, please have
a seat.
She went inside thew office with my CV and came back 5 minutes later and
said, They will see you now. Go to the first cabin on your right, Ms.
Susan and Ms. Shweta are waiting for you. I went up to
the cabin, knocked and entered to find two very beautiful women of
around 27 / 28 years sitting behind a desk. When I walked in, they
looked up and me and one of them, who I later learned was Susan,
said, Yes? Can I help you? I said, am here for the interview. When they
heard my voice I again got the same eyes going wide reaction and then
they exchanged glances and Susan asked, You are Kiran? I
said yes. They again looked at each other and started laughing. Shweta
muttered something that sounded like Anita is a real practical joker.
They asked me sit.
Susan: Look Kiran, actually this position is only for girls.
Me: But I had spoken to Anita before I came here and she still scheduled the interview.
Shweta: Well I suppose she thought you were a girl. You have the voice
of a sexy girl and since your name is Kiran she made an honest mistake.
She realized her mistake when she saw you but still sent
you in because she is a practical joker. But don’t be angry with her
because she did just for fun and meant no harm.
Me: Well then I will be off, no point is wasting your time and mine.
Susan: Hang on. Maybe we can work something out. Lets see now, you
really have a sexy girl voice and your name is Kiran, which can be a
girls name, and you speak English very fluently. So you could
actually take up the job because you would only be speaking to people on
the phone and they will never know that they are speaking to a guy. So
if you are game, we can give it a shot and if you feel
you its not working out, you can quit anytime.
The salary they offered was not bad so I decided to take up their offer.
They called Anita in and told her that I would be joining and to draw up
my appointment letter. She smiled at me apologized for the joke she
played on me but added that it had resulted in me getting
the job and I was lucky because I would be the only guy with a team of 9
pretty girls.
I started working with them the next day and after a 3 day training and a
few days of working, I was getting a hang of it. I did have to tolerate
a little teasing both from the girls in my team and
from other staff members but I took it all with a pinch of salt. I was
told things like since I was doing a girl’s job and that since all the
members of the team are girls, I should dress like one
and that I would look cute dressed as a girl, was born a guy by mistake,
etc etc.
I also had a few practical jokes played on me. Once Anita came to our
room and was generally chatting with everyone when she asked me if I was
able to cope up. As I was answering her, she said that I
have an ink smudge on my forehead. I rubbed my forehead but she said its
still there and she started rubbing my forehead with her handkerchief.
She left after a few minutes and a noticed she had a
slight smile on her face. I also noticed that everyone who saw me after
that was trying to hide their smile.
Susan walked in a little later and when she saw me she said, Oh Kiran,
so you have decided to start dressing the part? Partly anyway.
I had no clue what she was talking about. She added, suits you actually
but does not go with shirt and trousers. I knew something was up and
went to the washroom to look at myself and found that
Anita had stuck a bindi between my eyebrows while she pretended to clean
my forehead.
One other time, on 1st April, i.e. April Fools Days, the girls from my team told me that one of the girls, Julie, has resigned. They said they are making a card on which each of them wrote, Julie, I will miss you followed by their name. They would then kiss on Julie’s name and leave their lipstick mark on her name in the shape of their lips. They all did it and asked me also to do it. I refused at first but they kept pestering me saying that I have to wear lipstick for just a minute, kiss and then wash it off.
When I agreed, one of the girls applied a thick coat of lipstick to my
lips. When she finished, all the girls surrounded me and started
giggling and telling me that I have sexy lips and any guy would
love to smooch me. Once I kissed on the card, I tried to wipe off the
lipstick but it would not come off completely. They then told me it’s a
long lasting day long lipstick and then told me that
Julie has not resigned and this was an April Fool trick.
They teased me incessantly throughout the day. I washed my face several times and finally managed to get the lipstick off.
In spite of all this, I had more or less settled in my new job.
Next day when we were having our lunch Anita told me "Kiran you are 20 year old guy but still not broken your voice and i am also watching you since you joined you still not have any mustache or a single hair on your face is it natural or you are taking any female hormones" all girls were giggling. I was really embarrassed in front of all the girls. then Pooja said that "There is nothing to laugh some boys have girly figure and voice like him, and don't forget about Asha she is almost 6 feet tall and weight almost double of him, she can easly lift him in her strong arms like any hero lift heroien in our hindi
films" suddenly anita said "hey girls what a good couple they can make AASHA and AASHA ki KIRAN". I was veryl ashmed and shouted loudly in my girly voice "SHUT UP GIRLS" and finished my lunch leaved from there.It was a small get together in our office every girl came there i was only so called boy girls always used to talk aboutthere make up, sas Bahu serials, Boy friend and there future after marriage. ect. I was getting very bore over there suddenly Susan come and said "Come on Girls we will have some photos for today's gettogether" all girls gathered together i was sitting on sofa again susan said "Come on kiran do you need any special invitation" I said sorry mam "You said girls there fore i was not coming" susan said
"See Kiran when i am addressing Girls you are also included in that, ok" i said "OK Mam" we all stand up in row i was looking very short because all girls were wearing heels and already i was the shortest among them, there is one another person who is looking very odd in picture she was AAsha she was already 6 feet and wearing 4" heels she was looking very tall. then anita said Mam AAsha and Kiran are not distrubing the photo it will be better if they both exchange there footwears, that means she wanted me to wear heals and Aasha to wear my shoes. I Shouted "Don't even think about it" then susan said "See AAsha ki Kiran" everybody laughed even Aasha was laughing. She again said"I am sorry, Kiran if you wear heels you won't change in to girl it is only for photo ok" i could not denied to her we exchanged our footwears i was very emmbarrassed that i was not only in KITTY party but also wearing heels. Photo session was over but anita asked me to stay there and called aasha and took one snap of both of us though her shoes were not visiable under her saree but mine was clearly seen under my skin tight jeans. I asked anita not to do that she laughed and took another snap i was going to grab her camara back but due to my heels i was struglled and was falling down then suddenly Aasha hold me from back again anita took snap of it. Due to
heels my ankle was hurt and i was not able to walk i was shouting "Aah" then Aasha lifted me up in her hand very easly OH MY GOD I AM THE so called MAN in this party was lifted by a girl i put my hands around her neck like any heroin does then she moved towards sofa and put me on sofa i was amazed by her strenth she was very strong but stll crying in pain like any girl
does "oouch my ankle" then she took of my (her) heels and lifted by pant
up to my knee, Nikita gave her volini bam she rubbed on my ankle every
one watching it, i got some what relaxed but then i
realised that everyone was watching my leg witch was totally hairless is
was very feminine and looking like any other girls leg again bloody
anita said "Look at his legs they are very feminine any
girl will love to have such legs don't to think he should wear skirt
instead of pants" everyone laughed i was totally emmbarrassed and put my
pant down. Party was over and due to my ankle was hurt i
was now not able to drive my bike so everyone suggested that Aasha will
drop me at home. I have to accept that. But again there was a problem
how she will drive bike in heels so she wear my shoes and
i have to wear her heels again. I was trying to sit on my bike on
pillion seat but again there was a problem that i can't sit like boys
because my bike is having one dikky attached to it so i have to
sit like girls anita forced me to do that. Now Aasha was driving bike
and i was sitting on pillon seat like girl and wearing heels
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